Punny T-Shirts

Raise a glass to the Pour Decisions Collection—our lineup of drinking shirts, bar banter, and bad puns that are just sober enough to make sense. From beer-loving wordplay to double-take graphics (yes, those really are two donkeys), these tees were made for bar crawls, backyard hangs, and anyone who considers “pour decisions” a personality trait. Printed on classic, no frills, cotton tees (unless noted). 

Want something on the premium side? Check out our T-Shirt Upgrade section for options like lighter-weight fabrics, Comfort Colors with a vintage feel, raglan 3/4 sleeve tees, or long sleeve styles